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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:52

Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Israel says it killed 9 Iranian nuclear scientists, and braces for attacks from Iran - NPR
Still no good
No go.
So they tried
Four measles cases confirmed in Navajo County, first in Arizona this year - ABC15 Arizona
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is Canada’s digital tax and why is Trump killing trade talks over it? - Al Jazeera
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
No way
Cal Raleigh’s latest home run sets multiple records - Seattle Sports
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts