What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Here's what happens when quark-gluon plasma 'splashes' during the most energetic particle collisions - Phys.org

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Israel says it killed 9 Iranian nuclear scientists, and braces for attacks from Iran - NPR

Still no good

No go.

So they tried

Four measles cases confirmed in Navajo County, first in Arizona this year - ABC15 Arizona

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Try 'Japanese walking,' eat dark chocolate for fiber and do these Sunday chores — plus 7 more health tips to help you have a great week - Yahoo

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How did the pre US Civil War southern fire- eaters manage to so wildly miscalculate the consequences of secession?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is Canada’s digital tax and why is Trump killing trade talks over it? - Al Jazeera

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Jenna Bush Hager Gets a Major Leslie Bibb-Inspired Hair Transformation on Live Television - instyle.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

No way

Cal Raleigh’s latest home run sets multiple records - Seattle Sports

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How can I be the smartest human on Earth?